No, it won't take decades to catch up... Oh, you meant dead as in murdered, not dead as in died of old age.
Yes, that's the one. And I'm not
that old, I just feel that old.
Would certainly explain a lot of things

Ha. Ha.
What an April's Fool prank on Perry.
Ooooh. We should suggest it to Lynn for next year's April Fools fic. Since Lois is the only one who do that without being fired.
That was done so he doesn't get too distracted by her neck? Also a common precaution in towns overrun with Haemophile Americans.
Clark's a blood loving American? Or are you confusing my story with Nan's Vampire story?
I have no idea. On an unrelated note: Lois in the harem's outfit and Clark as Major Nelson?
That's someone's WIP at the moment. I hope it shows up soon.
I could have sworn that it was weeks ago. Oh, wait... Oops Also, I'd say, go with Jimmy. Oh the gossip in the newsroom.
Weeks in posting schedule, the night before in actual timeline.
Jimmy: But... but... but, I didn't get to touch her!
