Hi Mouse!
And so, it was with great remorse, that Superman got a cell phone.
/rubs hands/ How did they not go crazy with advertising?
Not to mention, in case he had to answer it at work, then it shouldn't look any different from his regular phone.
Uh-oh.
due to some criminals or nosy reporters getting ahold of it and harassing him.
Like Lois, when she wants to know when he’ll be home?
Then, one day, way down the road, Superman answered his phone, "Go for Kent."
Oops? That’s why I answer my phone with a ‘yes’.
But the crowd surrounding him at the scene of the rescue did not know that.
Oops?
He quickly ended the call with his wife and sheepishly smiled at his audience. "Uh, well... I guess the cat's out of the bag."
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Lois isn’t going to be happy about that one.
"The End," Laura shut the book and set it on her son's night table carefully.
Oh, it’s a *story*!
"Is that really how great-grandpa told the world he was Superman?"
Oh boy.
"Hmm. Well, it's a long story- full of intrigue and romance and action and chaos- and great-grandma Lois almost killing him. And eventually, there's a happy ending. But something that complicated sounds like a story for another night, don't you think?"

Michael