quote: He really doesn't understand the all's-fair-in-love-and-war concept, does he?
Actually, as a matter of fact... he's horrible at it. But he's really trying to learn.
Imagines Clark in front of a multiple choice test: So, when a criminal Lex and Lois run away and Lois tells me to shove it, I do...
a) Nothing
b) Wish them all the best for the future
c) Carry Lex to the police precinct
Hmm... a)?
DIFFERENT alt-Clark, Michael!
Hmm...Oh? So, when did their timeline split and what was the trigger?
Or is it one of those Kryptonian things?
Yes, they separate pleasure and procreation.
Michael
