Whatever gave you that idea?
/points at author/
If that were the case, I doubt he'd be passing on the message.
Lois would test her new cooking knife collection on him?
True. But wouldn't that be revealing... <<cough>>... in regards to his secret identity? Or do you think she wouldn't be looking at his face?
/imagines Lois/ “He’s got a face?”
Do they have a Sewage Rec. Facility in alt-dimension?
Probably. After all, Lex must be able to dump his bodies *somewhere*.
Plus, that would mean she'd have to get up and make coffee.
No, not really. /wonders if Virginia understands code correctly…/
Plus, it would probably cause him to burst through a window as he tried to escape.
The wrath of Lois? Or to protect his modesty?
Maybe those kind of thoughts don't make him blush.
Right.
Yes, but he's a little distracted from the blood rushing from his head upon touching her foot.

Michael