Mine's faster and allows for more angst and conflict after the event?
After? There's more story after?
The Daily Planet would sell like the National Whisper!
And this would be a bad thing? It would be harder for Lex to run out of business.
They, too, have concubines. Main protagonist fell in love but couldn't marry her since she wasn't the Emperor's daughter. So, he married the Emperor's daughter, never touched her, and considered his concubine his monogamous relationship.
Was the Emperor's daughter called Lana?
Let me guess, physical therapy?
/interprets 'epilogue' as chapters 2-103/

Actually the Epilogue for "Fireworks" is short enough I've given it a ".5" number. Although, one of my Betas suggested another epic.
