Michael: Hope you're enjoying your holiday.
/waits for embarrassment to ensue/
It never arrives. He's well drugged.
Wouldn’t it be fun if she *were* a dream and punched him, too?
Give her time.
Always clean your apartment like you’re married to a Stepford Wife when you’re single and looking for company.
Nah, that might make the woman suspicious. You need to leave just enough of a mess that she can see you quickly clean it up when she arrives, otherwise she thinks you have another woman coming over to clean. (Read: girlfriend or mother)
She must have gone bonkers over that.
Hence why she crossed the tracks.
How inconsiderate of her sister to not inform her that her boyfriend’s cousin has been beaten to a pulp.
Exactly!
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Well, her sister lets her use her wet-stone once in a while.
It makes Lois feel smarter if Lucy isn't quite as sharp.
“Maid’s cost money. We don’t have any.”
Muscles don't. But I see, you don't have any of those either.
sponge baths? Or car washing?
Don't give him any ideas.
Both. There was a woman present.
I love how a woman has to be present for a man to be both.
Aaaaand? Superman’s less of a man than Lois once she finds out the truth.
After?
He thought she looked cute?
Drugs making him slow?
Jimmy’s already bored and moving on? I mean, he apparently managed to drive off a lot of girls on the show which he originally managed to date.
Been there, done that. Next! Isn't the cow in the next farmer's field more attractive to the bull, because he hasn't had it yet? And it's not his to have?
Plus, I’m thinking she took his ‘whatever’ as a dismissal.
Possibly.
He did? Now that’s tough luck. OTOH, he probably just hopes that Lois will make a man out of him.
He now lives in town and can come visit at any time, and pop up for cameo whenever I need some interruptus.
SeaQuest DSV? The timeline would fit. But they weren’t colonists.
Two Points! (The show on opposite LnC, which is why Jimmy didn't want to watch it.
) Neither was ST:NG or Prometheus (technically) but they both had kids living onboard, so I changed their designation.
She gets it from her sister.
They're easier to catch.
No, that was because they’ve long since stopped hiding their porn.
That and because none of them wanted to play the Stepford Wife.
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