“Oh, we’re still back there, are we?” Cat said with a shake of her head.
Duh!
We haven’t had sexual relations of any kind.
Do cigars count?
I’m still hoping he will be, especially after you dump his butt for some asinine reason like you did before.”

Michael
Edit: I just realized: Lois most likely got shot in the rear end. That kind of injury is perfect for comedic relieve. /hopes Clark buys Lois a donut/