Better her than Lex, is all I have to say.
True. Because even though Lois wants to kill him, she won't actually follow through with it.
Okay, it isn't. I have more. Be warned, I'm a bit corny today.
Wahoo! Cornfest!
<<gulp>> let's hope he has enough invulnerability left to survive that belly flop.
Well, to be fair, it's not like he's a mile high. He's not exactly 2 feet above the water either. He's going to be hurting.
Aaaawwww. I'm thinking she *likes* Clark.
Yeah, someone spotted him!
Which is good, because he doesn't intend to sleep with the fishes.
Superman was as much a friend to Lois as Clark was? Or Superman was as much her friend as Superman was Clark's friend?
The first one. Perhaps I'll clean this up when I prep it for the archive.
Guess summer has gone bye-bye already.
Eh, I'm thinking not freezing, but colder than aniticipated.
Why lifeguards save as many people trying to help drowning victims as the victims themselves.
Yep.
Wow, I didn't know how strong Lois was. Dragging Superman from the bottom of the lake, with his dense cell structure.
Rush of adrenaline, like when a person can lift a car off a toddler.
You see, it really wasn't the CPR that brought Clark back, it was Lois repeatedly applying her lips to his.
Hey, whatever it takes, right?
But, Superman, we already know what you look like when your suit clings to your body.
Yes, but all that mouth to mouth left him...compromised.
Oh, dear, I was sure the lake would have washed it away.
Nah. We need an excuse to get him naked at Lois' apartment.
Henderson?! Oh, dear, did someone else spot Superman falling into the lake?
Nope, just Lois.
Two things actually. Kryptonite and Lois Lane's blood. Okay, three things, if you count her cooking too.
Luckily, there is no Rumaki in sight.
Yes, much better to go to Lois's apartment and strip naked. She would NEVER see the similarities then. Go thing that Kryptonite and/or drowning didn't kill any of his brain cells.
Too much pain and sickness to think all that straight.
Um... because Lois went to save him, he thinks she likes Superman as much as she does Clark?
Because he thinks she's forgotten all about Clark.
Drop me off at Clark's, would you? We share his apartment. I sleep in the loft, him on the bed, so I have a change of clothes there and will be able to find something edible. I'll be sure to have him call you when he gets in.
That's leads to an interesting debate. We know that Clark wears briefs (per UW episode). Would he really wear boxers under the suit? (I personally would think they'd leave more evidence under such a skintight suit.) Would he really wear briefs under the suit? (I mean he already does have those shorts on the outside.) I'm going to go with "nope." But then, where are his Clark clothes, when Superman gets naked?
You know, I played with this too. I might change it.
Ooops. I went over my smilie limit.
Possibly me too.
