Michael: Okay, pie made, canning done, time for replying to FDK!

(oh, it feels good to sit down.
Which was why he kept mum for so long until Lois was no longer touchable.
Well, that, and he promised not to leave her side. He's also been bouncing around with his legs crossed for quite some time.
Well, my FDK-FDK has been narrowed down to 3-part response. Thus endith part 1.