ER: Yes, but Lois always ends up either satisfied or very frustrated and hunting Clark down to get satisfaction. At least, when there was an EW involved, too.
Well, otherwise where's the conflict?
Oh dear. She’s just going to have them shake hands and agree to stay at opposite ends of the city for two days.
EW: <Checks outline>
By tunneling into it and then dying a slow and painful death from the remaining Kryptonite dust in the water?
I may be an EW but even I have limits. I'm not going to kill a second Clark off on this Lois. <<Oh, dear, is that a spoiler?>>
She looks *so* adorable when she’s mad. Like a Raptor.
ER: She wouldn’t do well as Truman, would she?
EW: The president or from "The Truman Show"?
ER: Show.
Well, she's already got her screen test complete.
Lois using a cut-off rifle loaded with buckshot, aiming it at the spot where his legs meet?
LEX: <Clears his throat> No, no, no. That wouldn't be hard at all.

Roleplaying, anyone?
No, Jimmy was Jimmy. I guess my vignette went too long again. I sometimes have difficulty stopping.

<This is not a comment on my stories, even though that also does apply.>