Michael: Oh, look! I'm almost caught up. I think I'll break for lunch and do some non-FDK writing after this one though.

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Don’t they surgically lengthen models in some countries?
Let's hope not.

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/points at other story currently posting on boards/
Exactly.

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DP headline next morning: “Metropolis billionaire missing”
clap Nope, sorry, Luthor's going to be around for a while to come.

CLARK: Darn.

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Cat! Lois would never eviscerate Clark for buying her. Would she?
I didn't realize that you had thought Cat thought Clark had bought her. clap

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LOIS: It’s a Tuesday.
I'm thinking later in the week, but Tuesday will do.

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Lois, it’s legitimate business in a lot of parts of Europe and outside the Las Vegas city borders.
LOIS: And that makes it acceptable to SELL me to the first bidder without my say-so?

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Wouldn’t stick. He knew she wasn’t one but most likely undercover. He’d come out of this looking like the perfect gentleman and free-time private-eye.
Clark knows this which is why he avoided the topic to begin with, tempting though it might be.

Plus, nothing sticks to Lex since he started that new waxing treatment.

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Yes. /reaches around Lois and starts scrapping at the seat of her pants before pulling off big ‘FRAGILE’ sticker/ See?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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CLAKR: I didn’t show up in a tux with a fat briefcase, did I?
clap No, she find those a bit... distracting.

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Good question. Also, considering what happens next, Clark did say on a ‘date’. Maybe we commence pummeling him with all sorts of objects you can retrofit with green crystals?
Goes clothes shopping with Cat is a bad thing?

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Nice one! /imagines Virginia taking a long time each morning polishing her horns/ Are they in the way while sleeping? Like, do they rip into the cushions?
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Oh dear. He’s going to spill all of it when she tells him she’ll get naked.
clap evil

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Lana bought them.
Yep. Old self ties.

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Oh? No, you can’t stuff condoms and mace into a tie.
CAT: I meant how they look.

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/imagines Clark sitting back down, having just gotten an ‘F’ in front of the entire class/
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Ooooh! Date prepping Clark. The last time this happened, Clark ended up dating his personal shopper, though.
Nan's alt-Clark?

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So, red, yellow, and blue?
Yep.

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Where’s the rest of Superman’s trip to Kansas?
Um... Off page. More coming up; that was kind of a bridge-scene between parts to remind the ERs that Clark hadn't forgotten about the Kents after they saw him as Superman.

Jerome, Thomas, and Jonathan each drank a glass of lemonade and then the younger generation left to get back to work. Not all of us are trying for 200 parts. I was just tying a knot in that thread I left hanging.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.