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/hands Virginia emergency chocolate/
Thanks. Is this to make me feel better or to get my fingers to move faster?

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/looks very skeptical/
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CLARK: /appears sheepish/

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BATMAN: /dances tango/
CLARK: Go back to Gotham. She got it wrong.

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Not like in Me, Myself & Irene.
Thankfully, I've forgotten more of that movie than what I remember.

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/nods/ She wants all details.
LUCY: Ewww. Why would I want to watch a movie of my sister sleeping. That's creepy and boring.

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Well, they’re a TMI family?
Kind of like Meg Ryan's family in "Sleepless in Seattle"? Well, with her mother a nurse and her father a doctor, I'm not surprised. Hmmmm. I bet Lucy would make a great massage therapist.

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Nope.
It goes like: Dividable by 400, leap year. Dividable by 100, no leap year. Dividable by 4, leap year.
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Or when he wants to know about having reached the finish line.
If he doesn't know without checking his notes, let's just say it's a 'no'.

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No? Huh. Naughty Lex.
LEX: Why, yes, that *is* what I offered. <<dramatic sigh>> but she says she doesn't eat dessert.

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That way he shows her that he’s not a pushover.
Or remind her of Ralph from Another Lois?

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/whispers/ Lana recently bought two bowling ball bags.
CLARK: [Linked Image] There's my problem. I left them over in the other dimension.

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Yeah, but the phrasing was.
Sorry, it was only a thought.

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You mean, comped by the house?
LEX: Anyway I can have her thank you. As long as Superman gets a copy of the video of her moaning my name afterward.

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FDK where I mentioned Clark getting her a bouquet of roses for their anniversary.
Oh. Right. Well, Clark can't do that now, without seeming to be copying Lex, now can he?

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Since he knows it’s her birthday. Duh! Why would he not set that one up *way* in advance.
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Oh, I did wonder. But I figured you'd double-joke and make Jester his real middle name, just to mix things up in Alt-land.
Martha and Jonathan have a sense of humor, but not THAT big.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.