Michael: hyper

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But water *stings* on open wounds. Especially small scratches.
LOIS: Oh? Does it? [Linked Image]

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Lois!
LOIS: Michael! What? Are you saying he didn't deserve it? <<looks skeptical>>

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Sounds like a Roman encampment.
LOIS: Let's hope that Trask doesn't like to walk around in a toga. [Linked Image]

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He fell into some bushes?
No. Actually, he keeps his balance quite well.

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And he’s not even the one who sent her there. But Lois doesn’t know that and she’s probably enjoying this.
LOIS: Who Me? [Linked Image]

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Yep. Still mad from the MetSewRec.
LOIS: New anger, different day.

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Everybody knows everybody else. The community sticks together and help each other out?
Except when your parents die and strange things start to happen when you're around.

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/quotes Spaceballs/ They’re the adoptive parents of his alternate version’s father’s son.
Spaceballs! clap I haven't seen that in forever!

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LOIS: Wait, she’s *the* Martha Clark-Lane? My mother kept telling me stories about her second cousin’s wild days. I just had no idea!
MARTHA: [Linked Image]

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He really doesn’t have anyone except Cat, doesn’t he? Poor alien
Well, the Kents have accepted him as well.

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They’re really bad people? Also, they had no idea there was an alternate version out there. Or the means to get to him.
Yeah! What's up with them?

CLARK: Come on, guys, aren't you being a little harsh?

EW: [Linked Image]He has no sense of humor.

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That’s not really an answer.
Yes, but by not answering he doesn't have to lie more.

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Suggestion: The truth?
She can't handle the Truth!

Okay, she could handle it, but she wouldn't believe it.

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Ooooh! She can slug him now without breaking her knuckles
LOIS: I've never broken my knuckles on Clark. <at least not in this story>

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Oh my. He could still dress as Superman. Carry her like Superman. Until he stumbles and she falls. Make love to her like Superman – superquick and only once.
LOIS: But Cat said Superman could go all night long without stopping?

CLARK: huh

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He’s really making a case for himself, isn’t he?
[Linked Image]

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Looks like you were right about her not appreciating a squatter.
Yes, but I've read ahead. wink

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.