/pops Die Hard into VCR/ Well, the sequel, where a Johnny McLane got rid of a group of terrorists trying to take over the college Christmas party.
Also - "Hey you," "freak," "creature."
How about Santa Claus? It’s a poplar name that time of the year.
But, he's not wearing red?
CAM: Does that hurt:
S: No.
CAM: *hits him again with the green-studded bat* Liar.
S: Yes. Hurts.
CAM: *whistles happy tune from some Disney movie*
There has not been. Trust me.
He could!
Yeah. Cam won’t be happy about that.
Nope. Not in the least.
Not monster. Weapon. Well, smart bomb, really. /tries to remember which sci-fi movie had an A.I. controlled nuclear device with suicidal tendencies/
<thinks, can't come up with title or anything of use>
Not even a dog-collar and ticks snapped to it to lead him around?
Nope.
Yeah, Jonathan is in no way going to think that alien probing had gone on there.
