Michael: Yea!

It's the weekend.
Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Either that or he was still high on Lois.
Well, Lois likes to be on top of things, so…
CLARK: I'm okay with her wherever she wants to be around me.
Plus, it’s all his own doing.
Pretty much.
I’m guessing, as long as her body lies in his bed, that’s all fair and good.
FRISKIN: And how long did you have these self-sabotaging urges?
CLARK: Um... ever since I met Lois, so... carry the one... almost two years.
FRISKIN: <checking notes> Didn't you say that you just started at the Daily Planet in the spring?
CLARK: Er... um... yeah. Darn, math. I meant 6 months.
<in shock> Lois went to the *farm*? You…you…you killed *another* Lois?
I don't think they tell farm kids that the dog / cat went to live on a farm.
Oh my. They didn’t tie him to a horse-drawn carriage and drag him through the streets until he was naked, did they?
No, it just felt like that. The Harrises turned the Irigs over to children services and tried to have Thomas taken away from his folks.
/imagines Clark telling her wild stories about keggers that turned to orgies and how he had to ‘take care’ of all of Lana’s sorority sisters during one extra long weekend in Mid-February/
RACHEL: Hmmmm. So, precautions are a good thing. Yes, you definitely bring the condoms.
EW: What? You thought she'd want to change her mind?
Well, it is his old nursery.
Mmmmmm. Close. No, I'm sorry. I cannot accept that answer. Try again.
Not yet.
LANA: Get a grip. It wasn't *so* bad.
“What if you got…” He sat up on his elbows, and looked at her. “— you know?
With child?
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That's the one.
They could also wait until she’s less likely to conceive due to the position of the moon relative to her birthday.
They could be there's only a few days left before they head off for college.
She’s taking care of the important bits.
RACHEL:
Well, kind of. The real floating comes later.
Rachel sure…sounds…like she likes what she’s seeing.
RACHEL: Duh!
Yep, she sure planned ahead. Also – beat – it’s all over now.
RACHEL: When you said you'd lose control, this isn't exactly what I thought would happen.