<Almost chokes on very hot tea>
Oops? Did you miss the standing warning label?
quote: So, no spying on the girlfriend chatting about her next X-mas wishlist?
Nope. He's a good boy.
No wonder he gets to be a very patient man.
Clark: Accidently doesn't count!
Right. Like accidently watching the inside of the girls changing room in highschool.
<Clark turns and runs, making "Meep Meep!" roadrunner noises>
quote: What did he do *now*? Gotten Lana pregnant?
Clark: <decides to disavow any knowledge, carnal or otherwise, of the homecoming queen>
Quick, Clark! Find them all! Memory wipe kiss...deploy!!!
LOIS: On no you won’t.
Lois: Sit. Stay. Good boy.
Clark: [Drool]

Michael