The true evil of the story is revealed. Actually, Tempus setting Clark up with a MetStar job might be a fun story.
Clark: (best Luke Skywalker denial voice) Nooooooooooooooooo!
<pats Michael on the head>
You really love pointing out worst case scenarios, huh?
Yes.
ER: /slowly raises hand, too/
Erm, next one. I'm hoping to go for gfic and nfic versions.