Michael: Yea! It's the weekend.

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/slides in just under the deadline/
Um…does it worry Clark if one uses ‘dead’ in the same context as ‘Lois’?
CLARK: Lois is dead? What?! How'd that happen?! <<passes out>>

A bit.

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Foundling

ER <confused> Hey! You missed a few episodes there!
Yep, I switched things up a bit. But think of it this way, it now won't be showing up later.

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Not before the decursing.
CLARK: What? What curse? What is that FDKer talking about?

LOIS: That curse that makes you lie to the woman you love.

CLARK: Oh, that one.

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Ooooooh! Nor is there, too
Ah, no. At the moment, I do not have any plans to include Nor within this story.

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Oh, does darn cute Kryptonian princes. They aren’t even slightly perturbed when their dad stumbles onto them while they’re engaging a concubine.
JOR-EL: In my defense, he wasn't 'engaging' with a concubine, he was dreaming of doing so.

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Reached her target and found it lacking?
That works as well in this situation. (I'm sure that could also be another of Clark's fears).

CLARK: whinging

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CLARK: Well, no. Not with my dad watching I’m not.
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CLARK: What? It’s true. Just ask Rachel. The live one. Not the one that’s dead.
What's true? That he isn't very paitient? Or that he's not lacking in the department men fear about lacking in.

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Oooh! Just like with Tempus’ stolen timewindow!
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Uuuu…that can’t work.
Metaphorically speaking.

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No wonder. During the last labor conflict, he asked the workers what they were so upset about, having to work 9 instead of 8 hours of their day with only 5% increase in pay.
And no overtime?

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Duh! Who would want to be associated with a freak in tights?
LOIS: [Linked Image]

MAYSON: Me too. Just get rid of the tights and the vigilante stuff.

Dr. BAINES: Sign me up.

TONI TAYLOR: I'm already on the list.

CAT: Duh! [Linked Image]

RACHEL: Don't forget about me!

[Linked Image]

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I could have sworn it had been five…
Martha said to Lois it had been five times. Jonathan told Clark twice.

MARTHA & JONATHAN: (at same time) I'm right!

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/hands Clark flask filled with Revenge, 100% solution/ Damned if he does her, damned if he doesn’t.
CLARK: Oh? So, do I pour this over my body? Use it as shampoo? huh I guess I'll try drinking it?

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I’m at a loss at what I should do next.”

Lois.
Um... wouldn't she need to be willing for him to be able to have a sustainable relationship with her?

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Poor reader had completely forgotten about sugar issues. Took FDK thread to remind him <blush> Just thought he was distracted.
Sorry, I'll try to not have so many plot lines going on at once from now on... <checks outline> Oh, sorry. I can't promise that. [Linked Image]

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When it smells like Revenge, it’s fake.
LOIS: Like I would put on perfume that smells like manure.

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Talking from experience, huh?
JONATHAN: [Linked Image]

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Oh boy. Also, what if Lois listens in?
JONATHAN: There's nothing to worry about Lois is asleep in her bed.

CLARK: Yeah. Otherwise she would have barged in when she learned I was both Superman and from another dimension.

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Or if Clark actually tells her that and she gets ticked off at the obvious lie she’s already heard before?
CLARK: I'm not going to tell her another cover story. I think it's safer to stick with the one I have.

LOIS: The "non-existant" one?

CLARK: Oh, yeah. blush

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Well, he did commit treason by refusing to mate and produce offspring.
B39 was a semi-governmental agency after him.

ZARA: No, it was the first one. Come here, big boy!

CLARK: [Linked Image] [Linked Image]

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TEMPUS: I wouldn’t go that far. Or in that direction all together.
LOIS: No, I think Martha had it right.

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There’s at least one multi-part story out there with that premise. Uh… I want to say Alisha Knight…
No, I don't think I've read that one.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.