Clark: Tell me about it. *sigh*
And still working in the food services industry.
That's one way to put it.
<nods>
Also, Lois picked the donut that was pre-owned by Ralph?
Lois: Ewwwwww! <goes off an beats Ralph to death with a coffee stirrer.>
Also, hey! We missed five months…
Yeah, I know. But I kinda liked "snapshotting" his life.
Well, the shower’s getting old fast.
Clark: <nods>
Yeah, right. Like he wouldn’t pack up and leave if she started seeing Call-Me-Daniel. Or Lex. Or things got too hot come November.
Clark: <gulps hard, attempts to whistle nonchalantly>
Oooooh! Someone’s been a tad hard up, huh?
No Superman to confuse her feelings.
They’ve only been dating for a *month*! That’s nothing in LnC time.
L&C *do* move kinda fast once they start dating, huh? What was it, two dates and a proposal?
Well, if he got her knocked up, he could be sure.
Yeah, that would have been kind of awkward, had she actually gotten hit.
Messy too.
LOIS: Who would ever be so stupid?
Canon Clark: Beats me.
Oh boy. He just created a monster.
So, Superman now?
Yes and...no.
