Ditto. /sheepishly points at new story part/
I can guarantee you that one never crossed my mind.
MIRANDA: Why, yes, your honor, I did do my field testing for Revenge at the Smallville Corn Festival. Why?
/Miranda gets settled with about a dozen alimony charges/
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Oh, thanks for finding it for me, Ralph. I'm sure that broken neck will heal eventually.
No, I think that would only serve to confuse Lois more.
Also, she’d have a hard time explaining why she *didn’t* go for Lex, then.
I, myself was sold to cover my gambling debts and tuition costs.
CLARK: THAT guy is a clone! I never did any such thing!
LOIS: Uh-huh.
You need a Masters in Villianry for that at Evil U.
LOIS: [Hyper] I see Metropolis from the window.
CLARK: [Roll Eyes] Chicago.
LOIS: It'll do.
Is this like Lois settling for Jimmy when she can’t get Clark after years of trying?
quote: Poor Martha.
<EW is confused>
<ER too>
CLARK: [Whinging] Doesn't she know not to stand next to someone wielding an ax?
MARTHA: She's from the city, honey.
quote: Define innocent.
Technically, THIS tree hasn't killed anyone... well, except that B39 solider that had been hiding in the back of the truck.
So, shooting instead of beheading, then?
MIRANDA: Well, the first version of Revenge I developed actually made people extremely environmentally pro-active. I sold a vat of it and decided to branch out to other areas of people's brains.
quote: What? Take an ax to her.
CLARK: - Never.
LEX: Noob.
