SJH: Thanks for reading.
EL: I'm glad you liked it. I have written an Epilogue to hopefully clear up any confusion. Thanks for the suggestion.
Bobbart: 
Sometimes the best part of the joke is reading between the lines. To answer your questions: 1) Yes. 2) Yes (that's the rumor). 3) Primary diagnosis. 4) Hence the part where Lois is being "wheeled in to the Emergency Room".
Did you miss the point? Um... I don't know. Possibly.

Sometimes I hit a point over the head. Sometimes I'm
way too subtle. This may have been one of the latter.
To the rest of your questions: 1b) If you didn't catch it the first time, I spell it out in the upcoming Epilogue. When Lois gets mad... 2b) It's Christmas time; baseball really isn't in season. Plus... well, maybe I was a *bit* vague. 3b) Hence the joke.

I don't know.
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I wasn't present.
Queen of Capes: High praise indeed.

Thank you.
Joan: 
I was trying to be vague enough to stay on the Gfic boards. Thanks.
Mrs. Luthor: You keep me in stitches. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for inspiring my funny bone.