Better off microchipping him.
quote: Clark really mucked up all the romantic options for that day, didn’t he? Did he at least get her chocolates?
Clark: <produces box from Switzerland>
I guess he’s golden then.
LOIS: *munch munch munch* Uh-huh. *munch munch munch*
quote: <Some ne’er-do-well readies little knife to cut strap>
MXY! Get back here!

Michael