Originally posted by John Lambert:
For the record I was sure it was not a pornographic film. Cat knows that Clark would not stay her friend if she tried schenanigans like that.
CAT: Thank you for thinking of me as being a better friend than that.
EW: I don't know. I could see Cat giving it to him as a joke, but Clark not watching it after realizing (2 minutes in) what kind of movie it was. It would be the kind of thing they would both laugh about later... much, much later.
Lois: Just because I don't want you hovering like a bodygaurd on my walk home does not mean I don't want to see you.
CLARK: So, I can walk you home as long as you're blind?
CAT: What are you talking about, Clark? She IS blind.
Clark: With Lois filling the title role.
LOIS: You want me to play patty-cake?*
Piggy the Snake - from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Watch the "clip" from the IMDb site to know what I'm referring to.
<<which is spoofed in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" by Jessica Rabbit playing patty-cake with a someone and it being photographed to frame Roger Rabbit>> /I couldn't find a clip of that scene/
Clark: Well, I am not the right man for her. I will just be her friend, at least while I have no hope.
Oh, Clark, *any* man can sweep a woman off her feet. He doesn't need super strength.
Clark: I'm not telepathic. It only works when you say it, outloud.
LOIS: It's more implied than said.
CLARK: Still doesn't count.
LOIS: Well, *you're* an investigative reporter! Figure it out!
Sometimes it is better to not show what is going on, and jsut leave it to the imagination.
We can even infer kisses between Lois and Clark in PML from unshown scenes.
You think they actually kissed? Is that why Clark is looking so sheepish when Lois is "humilated" after the night of the 7 veils?
Clark: What? No. I am sleeping out here in the living room. Thus I will not be "there" in the bed. In the bedroom either. So her being naked is not affecting me.
Knowing about it might.
CLARK:
Lois: Well, that won't be all bad. Wait, no, what did I say. Clark, I did not say anything at all. You did not hear me speak, I did not say anything. Not at all.

You really do like the over-protesting, don't you?
There is a reason why I waited a long time to read "Another Lois", reading lots of "Wrong Clark" before I gave up during the Smallville arc to make sure I was not missing anything important.
It's not necessary to read "Another Lois" but more stuff will pass you by if you don't.
Clark: Why would the right Clark not have protected Lois as well as me?
CANON CLARK: Differently. Not worse.
ALT-CLARK: Yeah, buddy. You keep telling yourself that.
CANON CLARK: Well, Lois and I had never been on a date. I did not feel like pushing her to let me stay overnight, and she was mad at me for pushing her to the ground in what she thought was over-reaction to the motorcycle backfiring. Anyway, I mad it in there really fast and saved her from Mr. Make-up, so I was there for her, just not as close as maybe she would have liked.
Canon LOIS: Nah, I didn't mind being choked until I passed out, Clark. :rolleyes:
Clark: I can't trust myself to sleep, holding Lois who is just wearing my shirt, and no shorts. No I have to stay awake, if I fall asleep something awkward might happen.
Floating?
Probably not if he also tells her he is Superman and from another dimension. However that would be a lot to tell her at any point, and when she just woke up from a nightmare is probably not a good time, even if he felt there was any point in telling her.
Hopefully since he knowns the truth he can point her away from her thinking herself crazy.
He doesn't know either way, so best not to suggest it.
On the other hand the very fact that Superman exists makes her dreams about him and Clark not seem so crazy. In "Another Lois" people treated the stories of Superman as total craziness and her attraction to Clark as a sign of mental illness. Here, even if she tells someone her dreams in full, they will at least consider them within the range of believability.
Not any more real than your or my dreams / nightmares, unless she tells them that she sometimes has pyschic visions / feelings / dreams, then MAYBE.