Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Baby steps?
No, Michael, NO Babies! Just because they spent the night together doesn't mean that she will be round with child... add the one, carry over the... by September.
Is it?

Sorry, Classics major.
EW: If he left her after that, he'd need Lex and his green-bullets.
ER: The bullets? For protection from TRUE CLARK? But why Lex?
If Clark leaves Lois after returning her to True Clark slightly "used", then he'd need Lex to shoot green bullets at him, because what would his life be like without her.
LOIS: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Do I get to choose?
CLARK: No! I'm making the decision!
LOIS: Okay, then. Him.
CLARK:

Huh?
CLARK: Sure, I'll ask Superman if he'll help you move... but there's something I should tell you first...
LOIS: I'm not moving. I meant move around my apartment.
CLARK: Oh. Never mind.
LOIS: No, what were you going to say?
CLARK: Nothing. <<sniffle>> Nothing at all.
CLARK2CAT: Umm…is that a trick question?
LOIS: *What* is Cat doing here?
CAT: Hello? I'm his BFF. He tells me everything.
LOIS: Clark?
CLARK: Not Everything!
CAT: Everything.
LOIS: Clark?
CLARK: No, I haven't told her...
CAT: Clark?!
CLARK: Hey, did Superman just fly by?
LOIS: Where?
CAT: That doesn't work on me, remember?
CLARK:
LOIS: And I’m supposed to *marry* that guy and be his what, fourth wife?
I don't think that's legal in Brazil.
By looking through the windows of their souls?
Lulu / Lori / Loisette: No!
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