Originally posted by Darth Michael:
So, what do we have here?
A joke with a secret identity as a story?
Hey, that one’s lots of fun! It keeps Lois frustrated.
I've always thought so.
Try to remember that the next time the gods…” he said, looking up and shaking his fist in jest. “— decide to test you.”
ER: Is that still from the show?

Yes. Yes, it is.
Myxy
ER: /whispers/ The first ‘y’ is a typo.
That's why I changed it to Mxyzptlk for the Archive, but it's even harder to spell.
So, what was supposed to happen during their first Christmas together? And will he keep Clark away on his first anniversary. The births of his kids? His son’s first baseball game. His daughter’s first ballet recital? Graduations? During the divorce hearing?
Sounds like you've got some ideas for other stories bouncing around in that head of yours. Mxy can be quite fun.
ER: <<starts to argue with what the writers did to Clark and Lois on the show>>
Once history has been written it can't be changed, Michael. Or can it?
That was mean fun, Virginia!
Thank you. An Amuse Bouche of evil stories.