-- Response to Michael's FDK - (cont.)
Kinda. And you’d better not skimp on Honeymoon either.
So, no jumping forward to a little magic show? Uh... er... um... But I thought you guys wanted me to up the pace?
Maybe if he had just grabbed him and dumped him in Lois’s apartment in the middle of the night?
CLARK: Well, being that he's a priest, she'd probably be okay. Unless, of course, he's not, and he's really just undercover as a priest, then maybe she wouldn't be safe. No, best to keep them a good hemisphere apart just to be safe... To guarantee his safety.
You mean, like when he finally gets Lois?
Yep, when he finally gets Lois, he's caught!
Didn’t Lois mention ‘now’ earlier, too? She’s telling him that now is *now*.
That she is. <<What she had planned on telling Clark, BTW>>
CLARK: <<adjusts tie>> We're still talking about the dock strike, right?
Lois is speaking about <<hugging>> and <<dancing>> and <<taking a mid-day nap>>
CLARK: Hey!
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My Mom and Dad used to do that. Farming is quite labor intensive and exhausting work and... Oh. <<blushes>> Never mind. You don't like Lawrence Welk, do you?
He needs <<Lois Lane Handbook? Diagram? Detailed Instructions on how to unfasten her bra?>>, doesn’t he?
CLARK: What are you implying? I've done this before, you know. I know I'm a bit rusty... not literally though... but I think I can figure it out. Eidetic memory and all.
LOIS:
<<Smilie of dinner with the future Mr. & Mrs. Kent>>
That be the one.
He’s a slow one, isn’t he?
LOIS: Don’t care. <<kisses Clark>>
LOIS: Me like slow.
CLARK:

Anyway, just to defend myself, you can't blame me for not expecting this after the life I've had, right? Good luck doesn't fall into my lap, like... EVER.
She studied with Cat, huh?
Well, her desk is opposite Cat's.
Oops? Maybe he should accidentally spill some water on his pants?
Um... that would look like he pee'd his pants though.
CLARK: I've got heat vision.
EW: You'd use it there? At work?
CLARK:

Maybe not.
I figured Lois's personality should be in there somewhere.
But what if she wants another 60 hours after that?
CLARK:
Read about the two-week honeymoon have we?
LOIS: I've got vacation days saved up.
I recommend he not tell Lois that.
CLARK: <<puts on baseball hat over "lunkhead" tattoo on his forehead>> Do I look that stupid?
Something fit for Love Fortress?
That's happening in the copier room.
That’s no way to talk to a high-class callgirl.
LOIS: I charge $1500 for a billionaire to take me on a fifteen minute drive in his limo where he's not allowed to touch me. <<looks Ralph over>> Nope. You can't afford me.
So, he first got to what, second base with his head?
Nope, I'm not even going to give him that.
It would. Now that she’s disposed of her new watch.
LOIS:
