Michael: I’m finally catching up. Apparently, I spend too much time on the computer and not enough time spoiling my kids, so I had some spoiling to do.
Ah, I see she’s got a plan.
Didn’t Tempus say only villains plan?
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Right.
LOIS: What do you mean, I don’t sound like my usual self?
CLARK:
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So, *that’s* why he got kicked.
LOIS:
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and because it was long overdue.
She looked like she’s just been f…fished out of the river?
LOIS: <<quizically>> My hair’s not wet.
She’d better cool it down some or he might get suspicious.
CLARK: Huh?
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I can’t imagine how bad that would have been if it where Lex instead of Clark.
That sounds like a scary fic. Lois going nutso for Lex instead of Clark.
Also, she’s very funny in regard to her Superman references.
Well, the man DID dump her.
Hey, that’s a long term relationship for Lois.
She’ll save those until post-reveal.
What’s the name of the bride of that horror-doll ‘Chuck’?
Bride of Chucky? Not exactly my type of movie.
Because she just told him that he’s smarter than her. He doesn’t like it when someone badmouths his beloved. Also, he thinks it’s OOC.
LOIS: Ribbit?
Got his legs locked around the table feet?
/points at two lines on pregnancy test/
CLARK: And this would be a bad thing?
LOIS:
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To put the key inside the lock before he would just blow right through the door?
Yes.
Does he think doing that is a good idea with a horny Lois out front?
CLARK: The bathroom door has a lock.
LOIS: Good thing I always carry lockpicks.
Maybe if Lex shot him with a Kryptonite bullet? Would that help his leaving?
LEX: I wouldn’t mind doing it even if he didn’t want to leave.
