-- Response to John's FDK -- (cont.)
How does Clark know about Sore Throat? Did Sore Throat exist in alt-world and Clark meet him there?
That's because he was working at the DP in alt-dimension for three + years, before coming to this dimension.
she is wearing more of Clark's clothes.
As she did in canon.
Clark is giving her more signs that he is inpervious to heat and cold.
Not any more than he did in canon.
Clark: No, I am just trying to soothe my favorite person.
That too.
Lois: What, Clark is a big guy. Guys are generally not affected by the cold.
Really? I've never heard this.
Lois: It makes me hot in all sorts of ways.
Hmm, maybe not the best choice of words.
It would have been fine if Clark had been listening with his brain instead of his heart.
Lois: No, you lunkhead, I mean we have to do different things.
CLARK: But that doesn't make sense. You mean you want to keep seeing me?
Lois: At least if they are people who really don't like him.
That too.
I guess it makes sense she does not get what he thinks she is saying.
LOIS: I'm speaking clearly. Why doesn't he understand?
Clark: Wanted yes. Well, ok, no but yes, it would be better.
Than her going to meet Lex without him. Yes.
Clark can't you see how much Lois loves you? I guess he has no clue what she has been thinking most of the day.
They are both blind in their own way.
Oh no, Lois has another crazy idea about him.
But it makes much more sense than the truth.
Hey, he drank pop back in Smallville. He is making progress. It is best not too push him too hard.
She doesn't remember this.
It has been a long time since we saw the Kents.
Yes, I realized this. They'll show up soon again for another cameo.
Nah, she made the right move. Otherwise both of her hands would hurt.
CLARK: Er... I'm just all muscle, Lois. Very solid.
LOIS: Uh-huh.
he is going to tell her the truth.
Maybe. Maybe not.
Lois: Maybe a truth, but I doubt he will tell me all of it in one sitting.
Not with two Jimmys alive in the dimension.
And there he goes lieing agian.
Clark: I talk to Superam a lot. At least in the air. When others are around it might be a bit odd.
Who is Superam?

And why is Clark speaking to him? Just kidding.
Well, Superman was being paged by the Bat... er... "help" signal.
Lois: If he was not so darn inportant, I might tell him to back off.
If he weren't so darn important, she'd tell him stuff we couldn't print on the Gfic boards.
she is uncomfortable alone with Luthor.
Possibly.
Actually, it still seems to be discounting her opinion in general.
He did this in canon too. I don't understand she allowed him to treat her this way and nobody else.
he called Clark her "assistant". I guess at some level that might seem a way to build her up, but it also shows total ignorance of her relationship with him.
No, it's more of saying that Kent isn't important enough to get to know.
Lex is so bad, she gets less mad at Clark from being around him.
Comparisons. Good for the soul.
she wants to be with Clark.
Well, the pizza had been hot when they ordered it.
Lex just assumes everyone will fawn over him.
Which is why Lois not doing so makes her more sexy.
Luthor: Most women do. Who is Lois going to go with instead. Kent! Come on, pah-lease, there is no competition.
Pretty much.
Well, if it didn't, she would not keep playing hard to get.
she dumped the roses without reading.
LOIS: I guess it was rude, but I wasn't in the mood for remembering that night.
He still wants her to remember he bought her. I am not sure why though. It seems a dumb move to me.
LEX: Oh, please. That was months ago! She can't expect me to remember that.
Hopefully Lois will stop to wonder why Luthor is so sure of this.
Because Lex is?
Lois: That would requre me to think about Luthor. I would rather not. He is so annyoing, and rude, and condescending, and did I mention rude.
She doesn't think he could possbily be referring to himself.
Then why did you let Luthor shot you and treat you as a prostitue?
LOIS: He shot me by accident, and he "bought" me, not to have sex, but to rescue me. He was thinking of my best interest, just the application was wrong.
Hmm, was he going to accuse her of not being objective about Superman? The other possibility, would be too much of exposing himself. Although, with how arrogant and confident of his immunity he is, he just might.
Yes, I had this great argument planned between Lex and Lois where he confronts her on being soft on Superman, about how they really didn't know any more about him, than they knew when he first arrived, but... well, it seemed a bit out of character so it got dropped. Also, I didn't want Lois slapping Lex in this scene.
LOIS: And I SOooooo would have slapped him.
Lois really does care about Clark.
Well, he's her partner, the man she's been fantasizing about for over a month, and her best friend. <<not necessarily in that order>>
Clark needs to work on only getting bombed when in costume.
LOIS: How about he works on not getting bombed at all? Wait, costume?
With anyone else this would be a signal to back off. With Luthor it is a signal to try harder to reach his goals.
Hopefully he sees how much she cares for him.
How about the new saying: "Blind as the best friend of a Bat"?
So I guess Lois still dropped the tell-tale card across the way.
Nope, she picked it up, but in being distracted by all that kissing and back rubs, they forgot to take the videocamera out of the window by the tub. Should I clarify this? Or does the mystery work?
Not that that would be possible.
Lois: What, so I am right that Superman has a special connection with Clark.
Reader: Well, yes, but not how you think.
LOIS: So, Superman can read Clark's thoughts.
READER:

Good Point. But he just spilled on their story, before it hit print.
What type of a question is that? It would be suspicious if they did not have such things.
That would be ribbing by the MPD.
That answer is 100% believable. Actually, failing to do so would have made them too easy to spot as out of place.
CLARK: Thanks. It's nice to know I'm getting better at this lying thing.
READER:
Speak for yourself Clark, don't sell yourself short.
Clark: Waht's the point, it's not like I can really have her.
Neither can Superman.
but Clark did hear it. Maybe he will finally realize she loves him as Clark most.
Possbily, but then he might have to turn in his Lunkhead membership card.