Michael: Well, 99 has been sent to Beta, so I guess it's time to dig into some dessert.
Maybe she should have Ralph do an article on how incompetent the MPD is?
LOIS:
ALT-LOIS: Take that, bitca! You’re never going to lay another finger on *my* Clark.
/Canon3-Lois pulls out her own pristine lava lamp/
I'm sorry. We're you talking to me? ME ->
Nice figure? Wildcat in the sack?
CLARK: Hmmmm. Sounds like the kind of woman you should introduce me to.
So long as he doesn’t fly with her through a thunderstorm.

I should have someone shout that.
And Ralph knows. He *tried*!
Oh, is he dead?
Well, what do you think happens when two guys who seem to share a particularly close bond and refuse an intimate, physical relation with not one, but two women who offered take off together after one of them did something heroic?
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LOIS: That's not funny. Not funny at all!
Also, there was no Clark this part!
CLARK: Geez, people, what do I have to do to get some sleep around here! I've already spent the night in the bay, but nooooooo. That isn't reason enough for me to take a Part off. Man, this gig sucks.