Originally posted by Darth Michael:
She’s got another point there. Also, safer to agree with her when not invulnerable.
CLARK: <<nods>> Gotcha. Right, dear.
LOIS: Dear?

Dear?
CLARK: Oh? Did I do something wrong?
CANON LOIS: Clark! Not in front of the children!
CANON CLARK:
Oh, you mean, his wife?
CLARK: Don't worry, she's just imaginary anyway.
I want to say Perry. But it’s been days since I wrote that and… /pops another Ginko capsule/
How's that working for you?
Or doing the forbidden thing with Linda.
LINDA: Hello? Why does everyone assume I'd do anything with that guy? He doesn't have any money. And while he might have "powers" he really doesn't have any influence.
LOIS: See, stupid.
Just kidding! She’s still expecting nookie at some point.
Us desperate and deprived Readers expect it any way too many stories.
That would mean she’s slippery like an oil-covered performer in an exotic wrestling establishment.
CLARK: Um... do you happen to have a picture of that?