Originally posted by Darth Michael:
In a too-short French maid outfit.
LOIS: Would hot pants do? I have some of those?
CLARK:

Huh?
/points at All in a Name/
That wasn't a "wants" to do it, but more like her subconscious playing with her to see what would happen if she had.
So, only basic first aid support before they kick him out again?
MICHELLE: Of course not!
CARMEN: Next!
So, you’re not just evil, but patient, too?
/psst. I think the word you're looking for is 'crazy'./ No, if I had been patient than this story would have remained rated: PG and not turned to PG-13 within 5 parts.

In my original outline, they stayed closer to canon romance wise. So, patient, no.
LOIS: My fault. I couldn't wait any longer.
CAT: *Your* fault. Who's the muse of this story? *You*? I think not.
She’d always see him kissing Paul?
LOIS: What? Huh? No! I would never confuse Clark in a dress with Linda. Ralph, maybe. Jimbo, definitely, but not Clark. He's brunette. Oh, wait. Maybe I would have.
Will they update this after the New Kryptonians updated the genepool?
I don't know. You'd have to ask Ken. My stories tend not to go that far into the future.
LOIS: I would have. Wait, what?
She’s better at this than Lex’s goons.
LOIS:

I have no idea to what you're referring.