Originally posted by Darth Michael:
RALPH: Hot maybe. But still stuck up. Just recently, she stuck up a <<pencil>> into my <<nose>>
Ralph is such a sensative fellow. Lois was just trying unclog his sinuses.
True. But Cat didn’t know that till after.
LEX: Asabi! We’ll be hunting English fox this weekend.
Lois gone wild in the hottub?
LOIS: What? I thought you wanted Lois goes Wild with Man?
LFI: No, no. Another woman maybe, but no men. Please! We're a respectible company.
CLARK: Huh, why are you pointing *there*? Umm… the shower knobs are… those…umm

Poor Lois.