Originally posted by Darth Michael:
/watches as Lois is dragged off by Post-Nightfall warlords and Clark can’t do a thing to save her unless he really hurts them/
If I understand correctly, his morals stretch to the breaking point when someone threatens the woman he loves.
It’s entertaining. And since I’ve never read/seen Green Arrow, it’s much more entertaining than early Smallville was to someone who first really noticed Superman with LnC.
Oh, was there a Superman in Lois and Clark? Hmmmm. I'll have to re-watch that show. I must have missed him.
That was another great one!

Thanks. Sometimes, I'm funnier in FDK than in RL.
Yeah. She was just trying to insert the pointy thingy of the belt…
/Decisions, decisions, which way to go... Oh, what the hey, I'll go with the obvious one.../
CLARK:
It does? Smoke-drying it in a cave won’t work, too?
Oh, right. Sorry. Never mind.
So you *did* read the story. It *was* nominated for a Kerth.
Nope, just a lucky guess. Once again: Ewwwwwwww.
And yet he wonders why he’s still alone even though he tried to find love in *three* universes by now.
CLARK:
EW: We should probably stop reminding him of that.