Darth Michael: I knew if I searched the boards long enough I'd find my box of candy. Thanks. wave

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Is he going to sue?
Let's hope he doesn't get TV privileges for a while.

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Was that an ordered hit on the wife?
Nope, just a robbery.

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You know, it would be really awkward if a bullet were to go off one day and hit Lois in the stomach.
LOIS: Awkward? Awkward?
SUPERMAN: Good thing that I'm faster than a speeding bullet, then, isn't it?
LOIS: Awkward?

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Does that mean that at least one voyeur is now back when she takes a shower?
CLARK: Oh, look, I think Perry needs me to file this story, I better run. Excuse me. [Linked Image]

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Awwwww… When she’s on Revenge.
When he doesn't lie to her.

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Maybe Lois likes triangles?
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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Nah, but she might track down that awful watch again, tie him to a bed, and have her wicked way with him until he faints from exhaustion.
CLARK: Well, that would be... uh... dangerous?

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Hey, you have no idea what his people are eating on those interstellar trips. Terran astronaut food is a gourmet dish compared to that gunk.
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/points at tiny wisps of translucent fabric and scraps of lace/
LOIS: But it's not his birthday any longer.
CLARK: thud

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“Were you worried that you wouldn’t recognize me if someone kidnapped me and cut off my hair?” Lois asked.
ER: Now who would do such a thing? Except Tank.
Well, they do it all the time when they kidnap children, why not when they abduct women?

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LEX: What? Gretchen wanted to make sure my future wife’s healthy.
[Linked Image]

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“I spilled my usual perfume in there. That’s why I had the door closed and am wearing this other perfume. With your sensitive sniffer…”
ER: Huh. <<confused reader>>
Sensory memories. She mentioned the new perfume in the shower scene.

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There’s got to be more to this than meets the nose.
Hence the scene between Clark and Jonathan.

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Was that the evil thing you thought you shouldn’t be writing?
What? Huh? I'm not writing a Martha and Jonathan Nfic?

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Wouldn’t that show up on the camera?
Yes, but since neither have been installed yet...

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LEX: That’s good to know. Means if I get to score with her once, I can repeat it as often as I like with no harm done to my parts.
How exactly does Lex score without touching Lois?

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Comments welcome.<EW thinks torturing ER is funny>
ER: Haha.
So, did you miss the scene where Lois and Superman were in the shower together? wink You probably missed it while you were writing your toilet joke. And, yes, I did think that was funny. laugh

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.