This fic really does capture the boredom and bureaucracy of health and safety seminars *extremely* well! As someone who has her annual Health and Safety seminar coming up, this was also extremely cathartic to be able to read!
Believe it or not, I actually do have a friend who attended a rather exciting one of these seminars. The speaker was talking about how to safely handle chemicals and was demonstrating with (don't ask me why) a capsaicin solution. Apparently he left the solution on the bunsen burner just a *little* too long. It boiled over, and filled the room with -- you've got it -- pepper spray!
-- Ultra Lucille
