Mouse!
See, writing WAFFY is not that hard, you do it so well. Excellent story. Alt-Clark is happy even comfortable being a public figure although he is a private person.
The interaction between Cat and James is a hoot! This is the one and only time I have ever seen them together, despite the fact that they are 'cousins'. Really neat idea.
Lois is the Lois who should have been had Claude not shown up.
Brilliantly written. Please, let's see more WAFFY from your pen, you have a gentle gift for it.