Darth Michael: I had a good weekend of writing and Part 136 is almost complete (12 pages done). So, here I am to reward myself by see if I can trade witticisms with Michael.
Wouldn’t it be awkward if Jack Napier showed up and sprayed poison from his flower into Lex’s face?
“He didn’t hurt you, did he?” His voice took on a deeper tone and his posture stiffened.
LEX: Not as far as she can remember, no.
LOIS: What?
LEX: Um... Not yet?
LOIS: What?
LEX: We must have her hearing checked. I really cannot continue to repeat myself.
So, if Superman went, “Lois Lane, will you marry me and make lots of bunny love with me?” she would jump into Clark’s arms instead?
LOIS: It's worth a shot.
LEX: Now, that’s just ridiculous.

I didn't have sex with all those guys.
CLOIS: Oh, sorry. That was me!