Originally posted by John Lambert:
LOIS: And what he did to me by not telling me about his secret and breaking my heart and then comforting me with his alter-ego wasn't at all something which would make me distrust him and wasn't at all hurtful.
To be fair, he stopped you from having sex with his alter-ego. If he had not done that, this would be a much different story. Although, I think he would be in much bigger trouble. Yes, it might.
CLARK:

Yeah, cause Lois would be dead and I'd be in jail for boinking her to death.
LOIS: I don't think that's what John meant.