Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Well, normally, such getup is more commonly seen on the street corner. /points at Pretty Woman/
JULIA ROBERTS: /takes offense/ I wasn't *that* much of a... oh, wait. Guess I was.
/reminds me of the cartoons, when the writer’s hand suddenly reaches through the fourth wall and erases something in the scene/
That was the image I was aiming for.
More cost effective. Plus, that way you can take in the perps as well with one fell swoop.
BILL: I leave all swooping to Superman.
CAT: It's fate, it's destiny. Oh, wait, you're married. You're scum!
BILL: So, I see you are friends with Lois.
ER: They make quite the foursome, don’t they? What with both Cat and Lois hard-up for guys who are married.
CLARK:
/sorry, edited for spoilage/
LOIS: Black belt. Taekwondoe. Front page reporter. Friends with Superman. Men leave me alone.
ER: /points at looooong list of goons who didn’t get that memo and tried things with Lois/
LOIS: /points at looooong list of goons who are now using catheters/
Arrest Laderman, then take Lois to deserted island?
LOIS: [Wallbash]
ER: She not happy because she only ranks second after Superman’s law-and-order fetish?
No, because she didn't think of it first.
LOIS: So, I could dress up as a naughty police woman?
CLARK: /clears throat/ If you *insist*.
LOIS: /coughing/ Black Belt. Lung capacity to call Superman.
GOON: Must carry chloroform spray.
LOIS: /passing out/ Forgot about tha...
ER: Aww, you took that in, too? Been reading No Place Like Home?
EW: No, I don't think so... um... That's not on the Archives.
ER: ‘There’s No Place Like Home’ by MLT.
It’s like that thing about calling this vignette here ‘Wrong Clark’.
I knew that name sounded familiar I just forgot about the "there's". Nope, it's on my to-do when I have spare time list with about 100 other stories recommendations.
EW: So, *that's* what happened to Alt-Lois!
ER: /points at Missing Lois/
Wrong story series. If that's what happened there, it's not what happens here, because of my 'Been There, Done That' clause.
CLARK: I often thought to put a tracker on her.
LEX: Finally! Something, I've done first with Ms. Lane!
ER: Although, Canon Clark gets the ‘killed Lois’ achievement award.
Canon CLARK: /hangs head in shame./ Wait! I also saved her.
LEX: Amateur!
