-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK -- She’s quite the lioness, isn’t she? She’ll take over the pride once they emerge on the other side and have the lion ‘king’ sent to the savannah to return only when she’s in heat once more in the next spring.
DR. M: By which time I'll have already replaced him.
LOIS: Slut.
ARI: [Agrees whole heartedly]
CAT: Hey!
MRS. COX: /Wields a pair of rusty scissors/
/They all turn and look at Mrs. Cox with fear./
LOIS: I think THAT's our exception to the rule.
So, sex *with* protection?
Not with her. She's only there to teach him.
I don’t think he’s ever had that much woman sine he had that tryst with Big Bertha last weekend behind the dumpster.
LEX: In my defense, it was supposed to be Long Legs Sally, but she didn't show.
Makes me wonder why Lex doesn't want to go to jail so badly.
Is she still talking about sex?
Of course.
Or just about examining him to make sure he’s healthy for the fathering.
Yes.
LEX: Yes. Yes. Yes. I mean, Yes. No. No.
DR. M:
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BRANDI: /snaps on rubber glove/ “Men in their fifties need regular prostate exams.”
Gfic, but that may have happened behind closed doors.
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I don’t think Lex saw that coming.
LEX: [Help, Superman!]
So, Lex didn't realize that this new community of his would soon be filled with screaming babies or that he wouldn't always get to do the fun stuff to create babies?
For the continuation and health of our species, it’s a must.”
ER: [shows picture of what they'll end up looking like if they don't do it properly]
LEX: Okay, where do I sign?
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire for a safe and secure society.
Oh, is that what you meant?
My bad.
Lucretia Borgia’s first husband said the same thing before proven impotent in front of the entire college of cardinals when he failed to perform.
Don't most men prefer not to perform in front of cardinals? And the church really needed to find some hobbies more in keeping with their faith. Sure, sure, the cardinals "said" they hadn't wanted to watch, but I'm not really believing them.
And it worked quite well for 2000 years of Egyptian rule.
Really? I thought it was only during and after the Ptolemaic period (after Alexander took over).
ER: /relieved that Lex isn't going give up his infatuation of Lois for this ark doctor/ He’s sooo going to send down Mini-Lex for the next date. The poor lad is going to run scared from that Mrs. Robinson.
Now, I need you to go into your bathroom, take a nice warm… not too hot, not too cold shower, cleanse yourself properly, and then go lie naked on your bed. I’ll take the examination over from there.”
ER: [thinks it's so funny that Dr. M would expect Lex to shower BEFORE sex]
LEX: Well, if it leads to sex...
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ER:
So, she *does* intend to boink his brains out.
LEX: [Of course!]
Perhaps not in the manner Lex expects.
LEX: [decides he'd rather go home and watch Gossip Girls]
Dr. M: Lex?
LEX: T-t-t-thrreeee…?
BRANDI: I thought you said you had no erectile dysfunction issues…?
ARI: This is too good. Can I watch, please? [ditches Lex-C to pop corn]
LEX: But after the first time why would I want to go again two more times?
ER: Maybe he shouldn’t have gone with the under-thirty crowd, after all.
Perhaps Lex isn't in the physical shape he had always thought he was.
ER: She’s talking about the one that requires the rubber glove for hygienic purposes.
LEX: Ugh-uh.
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/couldn't find rubber glove snapping doctor smilie/
If you are, then I’ll return to test and grade your performance as a lover, and give you any pointers as needed.”
ER: [titters quietly in the background, while begging for more]
LEX: I don't need pointers.
DR. M: /checks box marked dysfunctional/
JANE from Coupling: …and remember, while they do go in and out a bit, they do not, however, turn around…
That was such a funny show... sigh... until the last season.
He had to admit, though, he looked forward to not only proving the good doctor wrong, but making her highly satisfied with his ‘performance’.
ER: [takes peek at Lex's grade before he does]
Ooops.
Did she bring the little blue pills?
DR. M: This one isn't functional. Bring in our next king!
LEX: I can do this.
Dr. M: Sure, you can. I believe they need help in the stables.
He really hadn’t thought that through, had he? Can you imagine, several hundred women with their cycles lined up and Lex missteps just a little bit?
ARI:
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LOIS: Yeah, about that. I borrowed Mrs. Cox’s rusty pair of scissors.
LEX: What do you mean she threw it in a bucket of worms and you couldn't find it?
Lois would be joining his harem, by force if necessary.
ER: I don’t think that’s legal.
LEX: And that's stopped me before... oh, wait, it hasn't.
Lex was a *lot* of fun. I didn’t laugh that much in a long time. Thanks.
I thought of her being demure, but then I thought this might be more fun and unexpected.
