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Do you really want to anger a Mad Dog behind bars?
[Linked Image] What’s she supposed to do? Make like a monkey?

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ER: Yes, but still…he does have a Kryptonian body. Oh, right. Lois might boink him to death within 24 hours.

LOIS: <admits to being a tiny bit hard up by now>
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SUPERMAN: Yes, I do get that kind of letter. I send them a list of reputable therapists instead.
No fun.

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LOIS: What is he referring to?
EW: No idea. <orders some more buckets of red paint, some fish, and a couple more guns to hand above fireplaces>
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That's why it didn't happen in this fic. <putting up her new guns while dipping fish in red paint>
CLARK: That was wink, wasn't it? Why was she winking?
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