Some of my fellow chorus members read this story on a cell phone last night while we were waiting backstage at rehearsal. It led to a lot of giggling and some lively debate about what kind of cheese is best. 
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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