Originally posted by Darth Michael:
JUDGE: /pockets money/ I rule for Ari Carlin, because she didn't know that her husband would use her words so loosely.
ER: /suggests/ Maybe Lois should look into the rampant corruption in the judicial system after all.
Maybe Clark should.
LEX: But I built a mental institution just for her!
ER: Yes, but you don’t eat where you…well…not eat.
LEX: It's next door.
LEX: /finds this notion hilariously funny/ Nah, I was just way too wasted to think about that back then.
FLASHBACK...
ARI: Lex, have you met my best friend Miranda? She's a chemist.
Should have become a politician.
LEX:
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President Lex...
Money can’t buy happiness?
LOIS: It might, but it can't buy me.
LANA: It can buy me!
LINDA: And me!
MRS. COX: I wouldn't say 'no' to a little of the green stuff every once and a while.
And thus another would-have-been-successful plan to take over the world was foiled by the mutual delusions of grandeur of the involved parties.
Oh, darn.
ER: /suggests that Lex invite Lois to join him and Ari on their date/
EW: Oh, wait. Then he wouldn't show up to the opera.
ER: No, I was referring to the clone, hence the twins-graemlin.
But Ari has met Lex-C.
It was a bit bloody but very well executed as far as tempo and score went.
Blood seems prerequisite these days.
Right. My bad.
LOUIS XIV: It is called perfume. And I am very much a man. /has some minion powder his nose some more/
These days, it's called cologne.
CAT: I dressed Adventurously to the woman's prison? Hmmmm. I've never done it here. /looks around/ I think I will pass.
I was however wondering there the nickname Preciosa came from.
That's not a nickname, but her given name, which is why she goes by Valdez.
LOIS: Well, there was that one morning I ended up waking up with cash on my dresser which I don't remember being there when I went to sleep.
LEX: [Considered her so good, though he should tip]
LOIS: But I didn't do anything with you!
LEX: That you can remember.
LOIS: What?
CLARK:
*What?*
No, her normal outfits look like something a 50-dollar hooker would wear, so if she calls it slutty herself…well… A 50-dollar-hooker in a porn movie?
And here I thought porn stars did it for love of film. Silly me.
What? Lois asked Jonathan to send the package to Clark. Surely, you think she was being just a good friend, right?
MARHTA: [admits to marrying her husband for his body] Jonathan!
JONATHAN: She wouldn't open it, Martha. It's addressed to Jerome. That would be mail fraud.
Hmmm…couldn’t she have earned the grand or two needed by turning tricks in an upper-class hotel?
LOIS: /points to new 3 rules/ That's a no-no.
