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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: I still don't kill people to keep my secret. Sorry.
ER: Not even Lex? sad Note even a little bit? [very sad]
CLARK: Well, I didn't say that I was adverse to EW killing him off, or that I would be available to save him should he ever get into trouble, again/I'd probably be busy trimming my nails or cutting my hair/. I just don't want be involved with the actually enacting of his death.

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ER: Did he just call her a working girl? And a high-priced full-date-experience one at that?

LOIS: /Looks at Clark as she waits for an answer/
CLARK: Uh... Ah... um... Plead the fifth?
ER: Is this the one about not being forced to incriminate oneself?
LOIS: mad Yeah, that's the one.

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Except Clark doesn't know about Ultra Woman.
CLARK: She sounds cool though. Do you have her phone number?
ER: /hands over sheet of paper/
CLARK: Huh, that looks like Lucy’s number from when she lived in Metropolis.
CLARK: [Linked Image] LUCY is Ultra Woman! blush Never mind. /hands paper back./

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But then Lois would be hanging out in her underwear.
LEX: And I'd miss it!
LOIS: Bonus! – Jimmy! Shut. Your. Eyes.
Perhaps if someone were to shine UV light into his eyes...

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CLARK: I can do that without being Superman.
LOIS: /skeptically/ Are you *sure* about that?
ER: Well, I’d say he’d be just as successful in the cape as he’s out of it.
CLARK: [Linked Image] Right. Curse. Shucky darn.
LOIS: /eating chocolate/ Is that supposed to be some veiled innuendo about me PMSing? mad

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