Darth Michael: Hey, Look! It's only taken me a month to do 12 FDKs. blush My apologies. I'm getting better, I promise.
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LEX: Oooooh! I’m having my wedding night with Lois. And Superman gets to watch
[Linked Image]

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This was added so he wouldn’t try to get more from her than a good-night kiss?
LEX-C: But I was told I could kiss her cheek!

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So, what does that mean for Lex’s timetable on bedding Lois?
LEX: [Linked Image]

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Using a machete on Lex’s privy parts to get out of the wedding night?
LOIS: [Linked Image]
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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Yes, but he *is* in a position to quietly interview for positions in other crime syndicates, considering the impetuousness of The Boss’s newest main squeeze is going to get him sent to a place where he cannot exercise full control over his empire any longer.
Or he could start skimming off the top and end up with a nice little retail outfit where he sells meditation supplies and soul-switching rocks.

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Does he also have a master key to every apartment in every building owned by LexCorp so Lex can visit the better looking female denizens of the city at night?
ASABI: I plead the fifth.
NIGEL: As head of LexCorp security, it is my job to check out those apartments ahead of time. Yes.

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Lex has a penchant for ex-spies, huh?
LEX: I got Mrs. Cox from the KGB’s Sparrow School.
They're pre-trained, have low morals, and a love for cash?

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What about guarding the car against vandalism and theft?
Cleaner: Where are we? Gotham?
Batman: I wouldn’t advise staying in a parked car in Gotham. If someone wants to steal it, you’ll just end up dead.
Exactly. Anyway, wouldn't a car alarm be more cost-effective?

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Because the direct line can reach a landline phone down in the bunker.
PEST: Why would he have a telephone connected with the outside world?
Because he used the bunker as a secret lab before Nightfall.

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Didn’t fancy the drama act, huh?
LEX: [Uh... Duh!]
MRS. COX: [Linked Image]What do you mean I'm not first on the Mrs. Luthor list?

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LEX: I’d allow him to live as long as physically possible. Torturing dead people is only half the fun.
True.
LOIS: Octopus! Octopus! Octopus!

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They could spirit Lois away and have the DP building blown up with the rest of them inside? Maybe throw in Linda King for good measure, so they find a female reporter, too, and assumee Lois is dead as well.
LEX: I don’t like that plan. If Superman doesn’t know I’m banging an alive Lois, then where’d be the fun in that?
Exactly.

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Why to psycho crooks do anything, really?
LEX: /points at plan book/
NIGEL: We should really stop hiring people with the lowest bid, sir.

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/whispers/ Comma before ‘they’.
Thanks. Fixed.

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Hello? Police? Rescue?
BILL: I’ve worked to long with Lane.
That was the implication.
LOIS: Awwww. I've spoiled him for other reporters. How sweet!

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/points at Linda/
LOIS: What? Everyone’s experimenting in college.
In the episode of That 70s Show that I watched last night, it was brought up that guys fight as a way of making amends with their friends. Girls fight to the death.
LOIS: /after finishing stringing up Linda by her toenails/ So, what are you implying with that statement?

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Considering the amount of hair and hairspray she’s sporting, her head should be safe.
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I’d say the vest would give them away.
CAT: [Linked Image] Oh, right, silly me. I totally forgot that criminals can't read.

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Then Asabi grabbed hold of the second man’s jumpsuit and swung him towards his cohort as the man turned on the blowtorch, catching his partner on fire.
ER: Isn’t that kind of stuff illegal?
The blowtorch or catching the criminal on fire?
ASABI: And?

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CLARK: Hmm… /disappears again for a moment, then returns and holds one finger down while grinning like a schoolyard bully/
Oh, it looks like Clark found a lemon after all.

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I don’t think he knows. Otherwise, he’d have to concentrate on maintaining his fake reactions while also doing his current piece of high-stress work. And that could lead to him making a mistake.
BILL: /coughing/ I'm that good.

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So, Clark’s now gotten to second base with Lois?
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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[Bizarro's come to town]
ASABI: Oooops. I didn't mean to imply...
LEX: Hey. Hmmmm. That's a swell idea!

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BATMAN: I don’t use knives either.
ARROW: [Looks away while indicating with a nod of his head the "No Parking" sign in front of the van.]
SUPERMAN: And Lois thinks *I'm* a stickler for the laws.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.