Jimmy suddenly leapt out of the seat and strode away running a hand through his hair, flopping it back, then forwards. "She … she … she's not good enough for you," he cried out. "I thought I knew her. I've seen Mad Dog Lane, and 'keep away from my heart' Lane and all these other versions of Lois and then you came along and I thought we finally got to see who she should have been all along. I thought she might be just right for you. But …" He turned around again. "She doesn't deserve you."
...she deserves someone else then? Who, you?
"She's cheating on you, CK," he looked down at his feet and shuffled them nervously.
"What?" Clark stood to his feet, an unexpected fluttering taking up residence in his stomach.
Clark: No. Please tell me it's not true.
Eyes still closed Clark asked the final question, the one where the answer would doom him. "Who? Who was Lois kissing?"
Jimmy gulped then whispered. "Superman." Clark dropped his head and sighed.
Hmmm. That sigh could be of relief.
Clark: It's just me that she's "cheating" with no biggie.
I loved this so much, it was hilarious!
