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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Awww, he’s such a softie!
CLARK: It's important not to neglect yourself. Those common colds are quite dangerous.

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SUPERMAN: /pulls out dos and don'ts and hands list to ER/ Don't 'Kill'. Do 'Lois'. Hey, I didn't write that there.
LOIS: <has been using her pen for mischief, again>
ER: Besides, Lois started it.
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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“Perhaps, at one time, but now I’d worry he’d try to steal…”
Lois. Yeah, I can see why he’d prefer a son.

I'm sorry. What?
ER: Superman would prefer a son instead of a brother. A son would not be as likely to steal Lois, especially, if she where his mother.
LOIS: So, is there a reason you don't like Oedipus as a name, Clark?

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ER: Oh dear. /waits for him to stutter apologies/
EW: For never touching her chest the way she wanted?
ER: For touching her chest. Period.
LOIS: dizzy Are we reading the same story?

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Has to look like this?
[Picture of an hero undercover with the Russian Mob]
LOIS: That's the guy!

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Some virginal sacrifice?

CAT: /looks around/ Nope. Don't see any virgins here.
ER: /points at Jimmies/
JIMMYS: Nah, we both dated Lucy Lane.
LOIS: Anyway, they're already dead.

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ER: Awwww, she got her virginal sacrifice, after all.

EW: Um... How's that possible after what happened during PML?

ER: Fine. Details…
Oh, you meant originally.
PHIL: Um... guys... I worked for NASA. I'm in my 30s. Can we not jump to stereotypes, please?
LOIS: So, beginner's luck?
CAT: We'll soon see!
PHIL: [Linked Image] There's no winning, is there?
CLARK: mecry
DR. F: There. There.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.