LOL. I see where your mind went then.
Aww, are you disappointed now?
Nah, that’s okay
Expenses submitted by Lois Lane: Travel expenses to NY - $2.00 coffee. Travel expenses to Washington - $5.00 coffee and doughnut.
Accountant: "Where's the flight tickets?"
Lois: "Didn't go by plane."
Accountant: "Oh, train ticket?"
Lois: "Nope."
Accountant: "Mileage and fuel?"
Lois: "Nope"
Accountant: "Then how did you get there?"
Lois: "I flew. But I said I didn't go by 'plane'"

Michael