-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --
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Two minutes later in the closet, after they met again.
CLARK: But you said you wanted me right now?
LOIS: mad
Yes, if he had read her mind properly, he would have seen she would have wanted him to last longer than two minutes.

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LEX: /holds up signed ownership certificate for one Lois Joanne Lane/
LOIS: Let me see that! /grabs certificate out of his hands and tears it into tiny pieces of paper/ laugh

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LEX: See, Nigel, I told you that under the covers, Lois was just like any other girl trying to play in my world.
He does think that, doesn't he? How sad for him to think she'll be that easy.

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Actually, he got hooked by her boyfriend’s tights.
So, if she showed up only wearing SM's briefs...?

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Maybe Linda could help?
LOIS: Hello? I want this to be a successful investigation, not a successful case of VD.

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LEX: Why should I care who stole Lois’s story about which starlet got the best nailjob done at the salon?
Is there some reason he thinks Lois is Cat?

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LEX: You can pay be in kind, darling.
That's what she wants him to think.

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CLARK: Why would I bring protection?
LOIS: [rolleyes] See!
Wouldn't she rather that he brought protection instead of being over-protective?

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LEX: I fully agree. No wife of mine should cook or clean. I pay for those services. My wife needs to keep her hair coiffed and her fingers soft so she looks good at parties.
LEX: Darling, why are your fingers so rough?
LOIS: Oh, I was broke into your secret sex room with my lock picks.

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LEX: Mrs. Cox, go and buy the future Mrs. Luthor a puppy. Already housebroken. Hmm… and buy me a nice, sturdy ruler.
MRS. COX: But, Lex, I'm allergic to dogs, which is why I ask you to keep Xerxes at the manor house.

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Because Loises tend to leave him?
Yes, but she doesn't know that.
LOIS: What do you mean 'Loises' as in plural?

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Why had she done that to him?
ER: /guesses/ Because she’s a selfish skank?
LOIS: [cries because she's been so mean to Clark, and then gets mad at Michael, and cries again for Clark and then mad enough to explode]
CLARK: So, I picked the wrong week to propose. Gotcha.

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She could show up naked in his bedroom?
CLARK: That might not work, but she can give it a try if she wants.
LOIS: /shows up at his apartment in a harem costume/ I want you, Clark.
CLARK: Okay.

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They’ll think I was hired because I’m dating their boss.”
Twenty other office skanks: Great, another one.
LEX: [Linked Image] I got snowed in at my hotel in Chicago during the winter graduation of the UoC: Journalism class of 1993, and I got bored.

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No, that was destiny. And *her* fault [points to EW]
/shrugs sheepishly/

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Clark! [can't believe he's only thinking about himself and Lois even though that what he does]
ER: Congratulations, Cat! /throws lingerie shower for Cat/
CAT: Thanks, Michael.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.