-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --

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Plus, he wants photos of when she’s doing Superman so he can show them to Clark.
CLARK: Oh, gee, Luthor. You shouldn't have. And here I thought you were a bad guy. This was really sweet of you. Thank you. I'll treasure these forever.
LEX: [Linked Image]

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Shouldn’t that be bucket of slime?
Are you saying that it's difficult to cut off a 'piece of slime'? Chunk of slime? Hmmmm. Yeah. You might be right about that.

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and he was already trying to control every aspect of her life.
ER: Duh!
LEX: /points at 'Villain's handbook' again/

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Four inches and not a clue about proper procedure.
DR. M: Don't you think "4 inches" is being quite generous?
MRS. COX: But it's what he can do with those 4 inches.
ARI: I was thinking maybe 2 and a half.

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Ohhhh! She’s going to a porn-shooting!
Costume party.

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The man placed his hand on her butt and squeezed. “You don’t need Louie. You need a man built for speed.”
ER: /covers in eyes in anticipation/ Bad idea.
CLARK: Clearly, she DOES need a man built for speed.
FLASH: wave
LOIS: I prefer nice and slow. Thank you.
BATMAN: I can be slow. Not all of us are super powered and in a hurry you know.

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She’s like a female James Blond.
LOIS: blush Thanks.
EW: Does James Bond go in disguise? I thought like Batman, he likes to tell everyone his name.

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Yeah, but his daughters don’t sell for grand a night.
LOUIE: [Linked Image] For a darn good reason.
DAUGHTERS: Because you won't let us.

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So, they ended up inside concrete?
No, didn't you hear him. "Nothing concrete". So, don't ask him anything about those men swimming with the fishes.

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Considering his interest in Padre Carlos, a very well built man and his disinterest in Cat…
CLARK: I like women.
CAT: Michael has a point. Not many men can resist me. And those that do, are suspect.
CLARK: Excuse me if I don't want sloppy seconds.
CAT: You didn't just say that.
CLARK: eek Uh... no?
CAT: You're Superman. Invulnerable. It's not like you'll catch anything other than a good time.
CLARK: I'm not allowed to have a 'good time'.
CAT: Oh, that explains your interest in Lois then.
LOIS: Hey! I'm fun!
CAT: If you have to tell people, then it's not true.

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Nah, all she needs to do is flash some skin and then wait until his tongue works again.
LOIS: Shouldn't I just pounce while it's broken and he can't protest?

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Maybe if she modified it?
HL JOKER: I can help!
LOIS: Not really an improvement.

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MAYSON: See, Clark? Even Lois knows I’ve got more upstairs than she does.
LOIS: You mean the fake boobs?

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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.